http://www.thosepoorbastards.com/ C G7 C My last old dollar's gone F C My last old dollar's gone. F C My whiskey bill is due, and my board bill too, G7 And my last old dollar's gone. Darlin', I'm crazy bout you. Darlin', I'm crazy bout you. I'm crazy bout you, and another girl too, oh darlin', what should I do? I try to fight the sin, I try to fight the sin, I try to fight the sin, then a woman walks in, and Satan's got my soul again. Chorus Darlin', you better call up your pa, Darlin', you better call up your pa, Call up your pa, I need that money now, Don't look at me so cold. You better not make me choose, you better not make me choose. Cuz if I should choose, no matter what I do, Oh darlin', you will lose.